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2015年7月4日 星期六

50 Tongue Twisters to improve pronunciation in English

Tongue twisters are a great way to practice and improve pronunciation and fluency. They can also help to improve accents by using alliteration, which is the repetition of one sound. They’re not just for kids, but are also used by actors, politicians, and public speakers who want to sound clear when speaking. Below, you will find some of the most popular English tongue twisters. Say them as quickly as you can. If you can master them, you will be a much more confident speaker.
  1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
    Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
  2. Betty Botter bought some butter
    But she said the butter’s bitter
    If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
    But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
    So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
  3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood
    As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  4. She sells seashells by the seashore
  5. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
  6. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
  7. I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop
  8. Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines
  9. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
  10. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
  11. I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late
  12. You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York
  13. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen
  14. If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
  15. I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you
  16. I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch
  17. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear
  18. Eddie edited it
  19. Willie’s really weary
  20. A big black bear sat on a big black rug
  21. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks
  22. He threw three free throws
  23. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely
  24. So, this is the sushi chef
  25. Four fine fresh fish for you
  26. Wayne went to wales to watch walruses
  27. Six sticky skeletons (x3)
  28. Which witch is which? (x3)
  29. Snap crackle pop (x3)
  30. Flash message (x3)
  31. Red Buick, blue Buick (x3)
  32. Red lorry, yellow lorry (x3)
  33. Thin sticks, thick bricks (x3)
  34. Stupid superstition (x3)
  35. Eleven benevolent elephants (x3)
  36. Two tried and true tridents (x3)
  37. Rolling red wagons (x3)
  38. Black back bat (x3)
  39. She sees cheese (x3)
  40. Truly rural (x3)
  41. Good blood, bad blood (x3)
  42. Pre-shrunk silk shirts (x3)
  43. Ed had edited it. (x3)
  44. We surely shall see the sun shine soon
  45. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
  46. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread
  47. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit
  48. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk
  49. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
  50. Of all the vids I’ve ever viewed, I’ve never viewed a vid as valued as Alex’s engVid vid

English Jokes

100
You got 10 correct out of 10.
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1. Why was six afraid of seven?
  • Because it was eight o'clock!
  • Because seven eight ("ate") nine.
  • Because seven slayed ("slate") nine.
  • Because seven was a jerk.
  • Because seven was older ("elder").
2. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
  • Because he had no body ("nobody") to go with.
  • Because he had bad teeth ("bat teeth").
  • Because he was shy as a fox.
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
  • Because it was sunny.
  • Because the students were so bright.
  • Because the class was at the beach.
4. Why didn't the shark eat the clown fish?
  • He hated jokes.
  • The fish tasted funny.
  • The fish wasn't funny.
5. Why did the pregnant lady start yelling "couldn't!" "didn't!" "isn't!"?
  • She was having contractions.
  • She was giving a grammar class about contractions.
  • She was angry.
6. The rest of the quiz is just some more jokes for you to learn. Make sure to finish the quiz to read the explanations of these jokes.

"I am" is said to be the shortest sentence in English. What's the longest?
  • I do.
People say "I do" when they get married, and marriage is like "a prison sentence" to some.
7. How do you stay cool at a football game?
  • Sit next to a fan.
A "fan" is short for "fanatic", but it is also a device used to stay cool.
8. What do you call a sleeping bull?
  • A bulldozer.
"Doze" means to sleep, and a "bulldozer" is a strong giant piece of machinery.
9. What do you call a man who can't stand?
  • Neil.
"Neil" is a man's name, but it also has the same pronunciation as "kneel", which means to get down on your knees.
10. What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • Ground beef.
"Ground beef" is a type of meat that comes from a cow, and "ground" means the floor... if the cow has no legs, it touches the ground!




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