English Jokes

100

You got 10 correct out of 10.
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1. Why was six afraid of seven?

• Because it was eight o'clock!
• Because seven eight ("ate") nine.
• Because seven slayed ("slate") nine.
• Because seven was a jerk.
• Because seven was older ("elder").

2. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

• Because he had no body ("nobody") to go with.
• Because he had bad teeth ("bat teeth").
• Because he was shy as a fox.

3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

• Because it was sunny.
• Because the students were so bright.
• Because the class was at the beach.

4. Why didn't the shark eat the clown fish?

• He hated jokes.
• The fish tasted funny.
• The fish wasn't funny.

5. Why did the pregnant lady start yelling "couldn't!" "didn't!" "isn't!"?

• She was having contractions.
• She was giving a grammar class about contractions.
• She was angry.

6. The rest of the quiz is just some more jokes for you to learn. Make sure to finish the quiz to read the explanations of these jokes.

"I am" is said to be the shortest sentence in English. What's the longest?

• I do.

People say "I do" when they get married, and marriage is like "a prison sentence" to some.

7. How do you stay cool at a football game?

• Sit next to a fan.

A "fan" is short for "fanatic", but it is also a device used to stay cool.

8. What do you call a sleeping bull?

• A bulldozer.

"Doze" means to sleep, and a "bulldozer" is a strong giant piece of machinery.

9. What do you call a man who can't stand?

• Neil.

"Neil" is a man's name, but it also has the same pronunciation as "kneel", which means to get down on your knees.

10. What do you call a cow with no legs?

• Ground beef.

"Ground beef" is a type of meat that comes from a cow, and "ground" means the floor... if the cow has no legs, it touches the ground!

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